Muslim advice on beating your kids

Courtesy LGF:

Hit Your Children Well

At islamicnetwork.com, administrator Sasjamal (the former admin of ClearGuidance.com) advises people to hit their children: You *have* to hit them.

To get them to pray and fast during Ramadan.

At 10 if they do not pray, you ‘have’ to hit them.

Before that and for anything else, it’s an optional thing. But at the age
of 10, you ‘have to’

So at the age of 5 if they look funny, you can probably hit them.

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Who has time to do it ‘the nice way’

In a correct world,

Youhave 4 wives, and 15 kids from each wife -

So in about 20 years a 36 year old man will have 60 children to deal
with.

You do nt have time to rememeber their NAMES, let alone all of their
correct behaivoral patterns.

They act up, you hit them to be be proficcent in your time,

Nowadays everyone has like one child and they spend 5-6 hours a day
‘discplining that child’ PSSH

You spend a few minutes and you get maxium return on investment,

You have to do 100 other things besides waste all that time on children
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And I won’t source the Ibn Umar thing.